Monday, March 30, 2009

Kaibiganz?? how's your day?? well. I just want to share this text message from my friend Kerry. it made my day.xd :| it's really funny!! (i hope you will also laugh. haha.xd :|)

It is in connection with the earth hour that happened last saturday, 8:30-9:30. i know most of you participated in this event so you can relate on this joke. here it goes:

"On April 4, Saturday, 11:30pm-12:30am, there will be an AIR HOUR!! You should keep or control your breath for 1 hour!! i hope you can participate for voting clean air!!"

haha.xd will you participate mga kaibiganz?? i think after this event all participants will die!! haha.xd :| another Guiness Record!!

sorry others who were disappointed with my joke. haha.xd :| peace!!

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Kaibiganz out there!! can you feel that it's already summer?? well. me?? i can really feel it!! not only it's hot but i have nothing to do at home!! HELLA boooring. :cc but it's better than doing paperworks and projects. haha.xd :|

Since it's summer, I made a list of DO's and DON'Ts this summer!! so here it goes:

1. Do a general cleaning of your house/room- since you are finished another year of school, you should put your old notebooks, books, paper works, scratch papers, etc. into the trash can. you will start another year again and you won't need that any more(except for some books). My mother doesn't want me to throw all my notebooks, quizzes and paper works because "my teacher" might get it. hello?? it's already cards out day. why will they still get it from me?? haha.xd :| also, some are busy for the whole year. so it is your time to clean up the trash that you put for the year(unless you are a good kid, you always clean up your house. :) )

2. Do get outdoors as much as possible- summer is time to party!! haha.xd :| you can do whatever you want!! it's a vacation for the student's hardship for studies. i know some of our kaibiganz out there cannot go to mall every weekend because they are studying. some cannot go with a date because he/she has a project to finish. hauxt. how bad. :cc so it's your time to party!! feel the fresh air outside that you missed the whole year. haha.xd :|

3. Do visit
your relatives- every summer, we have our family reunion(even if our houses are near from each other). our houses are close to each other but we are all busy during school days so we don't have time to bond. and summer is our time for fun!! sometimes, me and my cousins play at our backyard(don't ask what are we playing. haha.xd :|). or sometimes, we made a movie or a mtv and we will show it to our titas. i really enjoy summer with them.xd :|

4. Don't spend your vacation watching TVs and playing online games- i know i've said that you can do whatever you want to do. but don't waste your time staying at home, there are many things you can do rather than playing and watching. sitting for about 4 hours a day can make you really. really fat. haha.xd (OMG!! )

5. Don't forget to pack your cameras and cellphones- if you are a photoholic person(like me.xd :|) don't forget to bring your cameras or phones when you have an outing. you will miss the fun of taking pictures. also, you have a proof that you really went on that place.xd :|

6. Do a makeover- for some of you who really want to lose weight and be beautiful or handsome, it your time to outshine!! in my experience, i decided to have my body fit when it is summer. for those of you who doesn't know, i weigh 220 pound before. and now?? 130 pounds.xd haha.xd :| a really impressive output. haha.xd (for those of you who wants to know my secret in losing weight, just wait and i'll put a blog about it.xd :|) back to the topic. make your classmates envy. be confident and don't lose hope that you will be beautiful/handsome soon!!

7. Do make an album to record your summer memories- i know some of you are scrapbook addicts. it's your time to make it. be creative and you can put whatever you want in the scrapbook. it is also fun making a scrapbook because you can reminisce what happened in your summer vacation.

8. Don't waste you summer vacation- go on a swimming lesson, voice lesson, piano lesson, guitar lesson, Taekwondo, etc. don't just waste your time doing nothing. ask your parents if you can enroll on workshops. me?? my mother asks me if i want to go and have a lesson about computers at informatics. i really love computer!! but i am not yet sure if i will accept that because i have many things to do. haha.xd :|

9. Do wear summer clothes- be fashionable!! don't wear dark clothes 'coz it can add up more heat in your body. wear clothes that you will feel comfortable. also, check out your hairstyle. it's hot so usually the hairstyle is short or for boys. semi kal!!(a Tagalog term for semi bald. haha.xd :|)

10. Be ready to tell your summer memories in class- i am really bored when the teacher always asks us about what happened to us last summer vacation. so last year, i made an essay telling about what happened to me(take note: before the school year starts). i am really good and our teacher asks us to make an essay telling about what happened to our vacation. it is our Filipino subject and i made a english essay so i just translate it in Tagalog. haha.xd

So kaibiganz, do you agree?? disagree?? any violent reactions about my blog?? haha.xd :| feel free to write comment!!

Vote 4 Earth!!

Kaibigan!! It's just one hour. it's not only for us but also for the future generation and for our mother earth. it's not what country you reside, as long as you are concerned with global warming, you can join us!! please turn off your lights tonight (march 28, 2009), 8:30-9:30 p.m. (it's up to you if you still want to extend.xd :|)

So are you joining KAIBIGAN??

PUNCH ME...ooh yea!!

Mga Kaibigan ko!! how are you guys?? If you'll ask me that question. well. my answer is. HELLA!! I'm really bored!! i fixed the blog site for almost 2 hours and now i'm ready to post my entries.xd :|

If you will ask my friends about me, they will say that i'm a JOKER. i really love fooling people. haha.xd but im kind aah?? .xd :| well. my first blog entry has connect on this. i am surfing a while ago and i saw this punch lines and all i can say is LOL. try to look at it.

1. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko..

*** Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo..

2. Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola??
*** Ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko..

3. Uy picture tayo!!
*** Para ma-develop tayo!!

4. Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita??
*** Hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss..
5. Can i take your picture??
*** ‘Coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!!

6. Exam ka ba??
*** Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!!

7. Lecture mo ba ako??
*** Lab kasi kita..

8. Centrum ka ba??
*** Kasi you make my life complete!!

9. Miss pwede ba kita maging driver??
*** Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..

10. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal??
*** Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo..

11. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??
*** Kasi type kita..

12. I hate to say this but… You are like my underwear..
*** ‘Coz i can’t last a day without you!!

13. Ibibili kita ng salbabida..
*** Kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko..

14. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar??
*** Single kasi ako eh..

15.Me lisensya ka ba??
*** Coz you’re driving me crazy eh..

16. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo??
*** May sira ata relo ko.. Pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humi­hinto ang oras ko..

17. I’m a bee..
*** Can you be my honey??

18. Am i a bad shooter??
*** Coz i keep on missing you..

19. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight??
*** O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??

20. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh??
*** Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad..

21. Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary??
*** Because you give meaning to my life..

22. Bangin ka ba??
*** Nahuhulog kasi ako sa’yo..

23. Pagod na pagod ka na noh??
*** Maghapon at magdamag kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh..

24. Me butas ba puso mo??
*** Kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t find my way out!!

25. Anung height mo??
*** Pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko..

26. Hey, did you fart??
*** Coz you blew me away!!

27. Sana “V” na lang ako..
*** Para i’m always right next to “U”

28. Nde tayo tao..Nde tayo hayop…BAGAY tayo…BAGAY tlga tayo…

29. Ako ay isang exam…kaya sagutin mo na ako…

30. Mag empake ka…sama ka sakin….punta tayo home for the aged……
*** Kasi i wanna grow old with you……

31. Alarm clock ka ba?
*** Kasi ginising mo ang natutulog kong puso…..

32. Alam mo bang parang 7-11 ang puso ko?……
*** Kasi 24 oras bukas para sayo…..

33. Nung mahalin kita…..daig ko pa ang na traffic sa edsa……
*** I can’t move on….

34. Nakalunok ka ba ng kwitis?
*** Pag ngumiti ka kc…may spark….

35. “Pag ako gumawa ng planeta, gusto ko ikaw ang axis ko..
*** Para sayo lang iikot ang mundo ko..”

36. You look like someone I know
*** My next Girlfriend

37. Ako na magbabayad ng tuition fee mo!
*** Basta pag-aralan mo lang na mahalin ako.

38. Feeling ko mouse tayong dalawa…
*** You know, we just click.

39. Excuse me, tatanong ko lang kung didiretsuhin ko bang daan na ‘to,
*** O may ibang shortcut sa puso mo?

40. May free time ka ba? Samahan mo naman ako sa psychiatrist. ..
*** Magdala daw kasi ako ng kinababaliwan ko.

41. Kung may business ako, lahat ng tao bebentahan ko ng mura,
*** ‘Kaw lang ang hindi. Sa’yo lang ako magmamahal.

42. Bukas sisingilin ko na yung bayad mo sa renta…
*** Tagal mo na kasing naninirahan sa puso ko eh.

source: bodyblogs

What can you say?? Mga kaibigan!! if you still have punch or pick up lines kindly share it with us so it's not only you who is laughing but also us.xd :|

Friday, March 27, 2009


wooo. at last!! i have my own blog site. since it's already summer, i decided to make a blog site for me to express my feelings and thoughts and to have more KAIBIGANZ out there.

  • Where did KAIBIGANZWORLD originated??
I thought of names that will reflect ME as a person. since i am a friendly person or palakaibigan(in tagalog), i consider it to be my blog name. also, i am a true blood and a proudly FILPINO so i believe that kaibiganzworld will be the best name for my blog site. I also believe that this blog site will be the home or the world of the bloggers and readers out there.

  • What do you mean by KAIBIGAN??
For those of you who doesn't know what is a KAIBIGAN, I will give you its meaning.

"KAIBIGAN(read as it is) translates to friend in Tagalog so in the spirit of friendship; companion; pal or comrade."

  • What should you expect in this blog site??
Well. I believe in the saying "Expect the UNEXPECTED". so just be ready for the hella fun!!

  • Rules of the KAIBIGANZWORLD
There is no rule in this blog site!! you can express and say whatever you want. You can contradict me. but please, don't use FOUL WORDS.

Well. I think i've said what i want to say, so for now, PAALAM:) i also need to eat because it's lunch time here:)

Be ready to expect the unexpected:) watch out for my FUTURE blog entries:) haha.xd :|

enjoy reading and please leave comments!!